Tuesday, June 05, 2007

No name? Shame!


Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, apparently, it was to log onto my blog and post annoying comments, some of them slightly offensive. Now, I'm all for a bit of spirited discussion, but frankly you've become a bit annoying, and the worst part is, you don't even give yourself a name, so I'll call you Mr Not Very Nice. So, Mr NVN, I'm objecting to your comments on my site on the following grounds:
1) You can't spell. This is offensive in itself. I do try to run a tidy site and you're making it look all messy, so go and get yourself a dictionary and some lessons in basic punctuation before you come back and comment again
2) Your comments aren't actually very funny. Silly boasting wasn't even amusing at primary school.
3) You're upsetting the nice people who support my cause, and that is unforgiveable.
So, for these three breaches of taste and decency, you're barred mate. Go and stand in the corner wearing the pointy hat with the big 'D' on it, and think about what you've done. Then step slowly away from my blog. Thanks awfully.

5 comments:

Billyo said...

Still, top marks to gezkc for a excellent retort.

Much better than me calling him a work-shy clock watcher.

Oh the shame...

gezkc said...

Hear hear!

gezkc said...
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I hate FGW said...

No response yet from our friend NVN, but as I am now moderating all the comments because he was getting on my nerves, I'll only publish what he says from now on if it amuses me. Which is unlikely.
BTW, I only deleted gezkc's second comment on this post because he put it on twice. It looks like it's been removed for content reasons, but that's not the case. I'm still getting to grips with this power I now have over the comments section, I'll be trying to get the comments on asap but please be patient. Ta

gezkc said...

Yes, sorry about that - I hadn't realised you were moderating comments now and thought mine hadn't registered (hence the double post)
Looks like I need to get to grips with this too!